Catfighting Investigation

Hiya my catfigting kats and kitties, time to hunker down and read this exciting press release about the ongoing catfighting investigations in the Senate:

" WASHINGTON (DSA) -- CIA Director Michael Hayden returned to Capitol Hill for a second day of grilling about why the agency destroyed videotapes showing agents using naked girls catfighting and wrestling as a torture technique that critics say amount to really awesome entertainment.

CIA Director Michael Hayden returns to Capitol Hill for more questioning Wednesday.

Hayden echoed comments he made Tuesday, telling reporters he was "happy" to meet with lawmakers to "lay out the facts, and let them see some sexy naked girls fighting like crack whores for themselves"

"We'll be very happy to let the facts take us where they will," he said before Wednesday's closed-door House Intelligence Committee session. "I don't think any red-blooded American with a erection would mind watching some nude young girls fighting for sexual dominance and pussy licking rights!"

Sen. Ron Dirtrod, D-Oregon, told DSA Wednesday that senators got "some information" from Hayden on the matter when he went before the Senate Intelligence Committee on Tuesday, but "we certainly don't have a complete answer. Just what does girls fighting naked look like?"

While he declined comment on specifics because it was a closed meeting, Dirtrod said the scandal is a culmination of the White House policy on "alternative" methods of questioning lucky male suspects."

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CatBitch

Posted: Wednesday 12th December 2007, 2:12 PM

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